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Volcom Sub Zero Boot Review

sub-zeroVolcom is trying once again to stomp its way into the footwear market by updating their silhouettes. This autumn we’ll be reintroduced to the Sub Zero model in three new colorways that have an Americana look. The Sub Zero continues to have a
Sherpa lining and rugged outsole and comes with contrasting waxed laces. The tongue is gusseted to keep your feet warm and dry. It features an asymmetrical moc-toe, which gives it an industrial look from the wearer’s perspective but from the viewer’s perspective looks casual. This dual look may be tough to get used to from the person trying on the boots for the first time because from the shelf perspective they look to be a casual kind of woodsy looking boot but because of the big boxy toe it looks like you just walked off the construction site. This boot certainly wasn’t made for the garage, hiking, or the job site but will certainly take you anywhere you want to go on your first date. You’ll be able to get the Volcom Sub Zero boot in all three colorways coming this autumn at Zumiez.com.

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Top 10 Joan Rivers Jokes

Whether you were a fan of Joan River or not Joan Rivers’ self deprecating humor made us all laugh as it is much easier to laugh at someone else versus ourselves. Here are Joan Rivers’ top ten self deprecating jokes:

1. I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”

2. All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

3. Peeping Toms look at my window and pull down the shade.

4. I have no sex appeal — if my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid.

5. My best birth control now is to just leave the lights on.

6. My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

7. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese: most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.

8. My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

9. I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.

10. My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

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Jennifer Lawrence Photos

It is certainly undeniable that we all want to see sexy, naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence with the exception of her family and friends and herein lies the opportunity that we have to evolve in humanity. If we treated strangers like family we wouldn’t be inclined to steal their private photos or share them to the world.

So curb your curiosity, breath deeply, and let the urge to exploit others for your own pleasure diminish. Everything will be okay and your life won’t be any better by seeing Jennifer Lawrence naked, I promise.